My destiny manifestly conceived
Proscribed in cowardice
My cubist diatribe
My deleterious undertaking
Underpinning happenstance
If it wiggles
And it jiggles
Send it back
In a Freedom Box
Supremacy manifold proletariat fed
Hung like suits in a closet
Dry humped and brushed clean
Pressed and euthanized
Submission
Spewing out rabid
Sound bites and
Mission statements
Corporate pantomime
Of look I’m trapped in a bottle
I’m a man’s man man
A neo-jargon-anti-logic
Deductible reasoning
Throwback to a kinder
Darker Middle Ages
Crushing out substance
A new House blend
Complicit Ingratiate
Weighed out baggies
In backrooms and C-span
If it wiggles
And it jiggles
Send it back
In a Freedom Box
My resume fits on a
Rolled up
Post-it note
I can read
Between the lines
If it wiggles
And it jiggles
Send it back
In a Freedom Box
You don’t own me
I walk the edge
Ledge of insanity
Take two steps more
And plant a flag like a bookmark
Look
Sometimes I forget shit
Make shit up
Lie about lying
I mean it’s all on video anyway
I didn’t ask for your opinion
In smackass remarks
It’s called levity meatheads
More bombs
My concubines are getting antsy
I’m not a monster
History will call me
A retro-progressive
With a fine sense of
The obtuse
If it wiggles
And it jiggles
Send it back
In a Freedom Box
I who suffer you more
Empathy’s mascot
Self-effacing tears
Run like blood from
Your wounds
If it wiggles
And it jiggles
Send it back
In a Freedom Box
And the bricks
in my head
lay heavy on my heart
like a book deal
and the next
presidential pardon
Arguments arraignments
Pig Latin wrung
In assassinations
My emperor’s robe
Full of holes and tatted sinew
Gleaming this cross
worn around my neck
In defiance of ideas
Ideals it represents
Verisimilitude
Don’t question me
Who do you think you are?
You picked me
Well someone did maybe
Just eat a big bowl of stfu
If it wiggles
And it jiggles
Send it back
In a Freedom
Box
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