Executive Privilege

My destiny manifestly conceived

Proscribed in cowardice

My cubist diatribe

My deleterious undertaking

Underpinning happenstance

If it wiggles

And it jiggles

Send it back

In a Freedom Box

Supremacy manifold proletariat fed

Hung like suits in a closet

Dry humped and brushed clean

Pressed and euthanized

 Submission

Spewing out rabid

Sound bites and

Mission statements

 Corporate pantomime

Of look I’m trapped in a bottle

 I’m a man’s man man

A neo-jargon-anti-logic

Deductible reasoning

Throwback to a kinder

Darker Middle Ages

Crushing out substance

A new House blend

Complicit Ingratiate

Weighed out baggies

 In backrooms and C-span

If it wiggles

And it jiggles

Send it back

In a Freedom Box

My resume fits on a

Rolled up

Post-it note

I can read

Between the lines

If it wiggles

And it jiggles

Send it back

In a Freedom Box

You don’t own me

I walk the edge

Ledge of insanity

Take two steps more

And plant a flag like a bookmark

Look

Sometimes I forget shit

Make shit up

Lie about lying

I mean it’s all on video anyway

I didn’t ask for your opinion

In smackass remarks

It’s called levity meatheads

More bombs

My concubines are getting antsy

I’m not a monster

History will call me

A retro-progressive

With a fine sense of

The obtuse

If it wiggles

And it jiggles

Send it back

In a Freedom Box

I who suffer you more

Empathy’s mascot

Self-effacing tears

Run like blood from

your wounds

If it wiggles

And it jiggles

Send it back

In a Freedom Box

And the bricks

in my head

lay heavy on my heart

like a book deal

and the next

presidential pardon

Arguments arraignments

Pig Latin wrung

  in wobbly agitation

My emperor’s robe

Full of holes and tatted sinew

Gleaming this cross

worn around my neck

 In defiance of ideas

Ideals it represents

Verisimilitude

Don’t question me

Who do you think you are?

You picked me

Well someone did maybe

Just eat a big bowl of stfu

If it wiggles

And it jiggles

Send it back

In a Freedom

Box

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